REALLY!

February 1983    revised July 25, 2014

Crystal has breeding too.

Just because she’s furry,

lays mauled chicadees on the doorstep

and likes to make love with all the toms

up and down Town Road 37,

doesn’t’ mean she doesn’t have class.

Forgetting this I placed her litter box in the front hall.

She hung limp as I placed her in it,

postured dutifully until I left

then flashed to the bathroom upstairs

to make her deposit on the throw-rug there.

Any stupid ass knows

YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN THE BATHROOM!